WAVS

This is just a little collection of .WAV files I collected a long time ago. They are mostly humor clips from movies and such. As far as I know, there should be no copyright to them. If you find an error, or know where one of the unknowns comes from, please email me. Also if you have any sound files (please be 500KB or less) you think I might want, feel free to send it.

Name of File	Who or where from	What is says
bobbygirl1	King of the Hill	".. swing less like a girl"
cheese	King of the Hill	"Some green haired freak told Bobby to rub cheese on my guitar"
hh18	King of the Hill	"Just kill me now"
nopoop	King of the Hill	you figure it out...
plastich	King of the Hill	".. marry a plastic head"
whathell	King of the Hill	"what in the hell?
1069	Beavis and Butthead	"1069, we need backup"
bareass	Beavis and Butthead	"Butthead come quick, bare ass on TV"
bb-pockf	Beavis and Butthead	"Pocket fisherman"
bbmastba	Beavis and Butthead	"We will definately be talking about..."
bbpenis	Beavis and Butthead	"We're gonna be talking about.."
bbpissed	Beavis and Butthead	"I'm like really pissed off"
bbprinc	Beavis and Butthead	"Go straight to the principal's office"
bbstrip	Beavis and Butthead	"Strip her down"
bbteen	Beavis and Butthead	"We're never gonna score..."
beavis1	Beavis and Butthead	"It's 10 PM..."
beavpoem	Beavis and Butthead	"Here I sit..."
bevisex	Beavis and Butthead	need I explain this one?
bnb-kjim	Beavis and Butthead	"Kick me.."
bnbchoke	Beavis and Butthead	"Choke your own.."
bnbstare	Beavis and Butthead	"Are you gonna stare all day?"
bnghlio	Beavis and Butthead	"I am ..."
crotch	Beavis and Butthead	"Girls don't have one?"
damitson	Beavis and Butthead	"Dammit ..."
didyou	Beavis and Butthead	"Did you score?"
dome	Beavis and Butthead	"Do yout think you could.."
jerkhamm	Beavis and Butthead	"We need one of those"
pantsdown	Beavis and Butthead	"Come out with your pants down"
peekaboo	Beavis and Butthead	"Peek-a-boo!"
ripusoff	Beavis and Butthead	"Rip us off"
scrotum	Beavis and Butthead	"Does not your.."
10secs	unknown	"Is is possible for you to shut up?"
2words	unknown	"I got two words for you"
7words	George Carlin	seven dirty words you can't use on TV
akiss	Halem Nights movie	"Kiss my .."
anykey	Simpsons	"Where's the 'any' key?"
bastard	unknown	"You stupid ignorant.."
beback	Arnold	"I'll be back"
blvsht	Jeff Foxworthy	"Are you believing this"
bubble gum	unknown	"I'm come to chew bubble gum and kick..."
condomt	unknown	"Apply now to be a condom tester"
cornsex	Duckman	just listen
didwe	Duckman	"Did we?"
fishing	Bill Engvall	"I went fishing the other day.."
flattire	Bill Engvall	"I had a flat tire"
fmjcwby2	Full Metal Jacket	"Where you from private?"
fmjcwby3	Full Metal Jacket	"How tallyou are anyway?"
fmjdwn	Full Metal Jacket	"Get off my obstacle!!"
fmjgomr2	Full Metal Jacket	"I bet you could.."
forehead	unknown	"Do I have ..."
fubitch	unknown	don't think this needs explination
goout	George Carlin	"IF you're one of those people who need a little space..."
hatestpd	Bill Engvall	"I just hate stupid people"
janitor2	Adam Sandler	"Mop mop mop..."
ranthere	Dennis Miller	"I don't want to get off on a rant here"
shampoo	Bill Engvall	"rinse lather and repeat"
shitpile	unknown	"That is one big pile of"
shootyou	Jeff Foxworthy	"If you don't, we'll shoot ya"
snowman	Rodney Carrington?	"Who dressed the snowman?"
trapped	unknown	parody to the tune of "Gilligan's Island"
ugly	Full Metal Jacket	"You could be a modern art masterpiece"