I tell you that if it weren't for bad luck then I'd have no luck at all. I started out kind of early this morning, waking at about 8:15. I told myself that was pretty good because I had to fix Regina's lawn mower.
Well things started out ok there, I went to one place and they didn't have the parts, so I had to head to downtown Augusta. I finally got the part, and a little cheaper than I had expected too. So I head home to put this thing back together. But guess what happens when I put it back together? You're right if you said it won't run. Now it seems to have a carburetor problem. So now it's off at the "fix-it" place.
After this, I head up to Daddy's to gather my mower. Well, I get there grab the mower and try to start it before even heading back home with it. And as you should already know that damn thing wouldn't start either! By this time I am really frustrated. I go to the lawn mower shop up there and get some parts for it. Come back to Daddy's install them and it still won't run! I just got so fed up with it that I just had to kick it! I guess it's going to the repair shop as well. I would have thought that Daddy might offer to work on it a little more since he does know a thing or two about small engines, but hell no! HE didn't offer anything. I guess he just thinks it would take away his time from the TV.
I managed to grab some stuff while I was up there too. I came home and finally decided that since I had my favorite shower head I would install it. Well as luck would have it - as far as the whole day has concerned - that damn thing broke too when I installed it! So as you see, it has been one really fucked up day. I am ready to call it quits. It's a good thing that I brought all my liquor home from Daddy's. It's just now I really want something like a lemondrop, but I have no lemons! And I would have to go all the way to North Augusta or Aiken to find an open grocery store. I just don't think it's worth the effort. I guess I'll just have a Barcardi Silver tonight.
I just hope tomorrow goes better! Maybe by some miracle, my lawn mower will start! That would be an improvement!
Posted by wyldrob
at 11:47 PM EDT